Cinderella Interstellar!

Richard Lloyd

Performed at Coulsdon Youth and Social Centre
Six performances from December 14–22, 1996 📅

About the Production

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a pantomime that looked quite a lot like ‘Star Wars’…

Take Cinderella and her ugly sisters and then thrust them into a world of science-fiction adventure, inhabited by characters that are nearly, but not quite, those from the epic blockbuster trilogy of the late 1970’s and early 1980’s.

A cocky, star-faring smuggler and his hairy co-pilot, a kid who’s a whiz behind the controls of space fighter, a monk-like individual wise in the ways of the Source, a black-clad villain in a full-face helmet with breathing difficulties and an army of soldiers who can’t hit a Death Star at close range. They’re all there, just not as you knew them.

Throw in the best Cantina band this side of Tatooine to help belt out some brilliant songs, and you’ve got a powered up panto ready to do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

This is the panto you were looking for.

The Cast

Sinead Russell A Rebel Star Cruiser Commander
Pete Bird Imperial Traffic Warden, a menacing minion of The Empire
Tina Bretman Imperial Traffic Warden, a menacing minion of The Empire
Daniel Ireson Imperial Traffic Warden, a menacing minion of The Empire
Matthew Marsh Imperial Traffic Warden, a menacing minion of The Empire
Richard Lloyd Bath Spider, Dark Lord of The Wheeze
Tatiana Allison Servo-Assist, Lord Spider's Hench-Person
Vicky Gunstone Cinderella
Andy Robinson Q-4AP (Buttons)
Lisa Lloyd Luke Stargazy-Pie, X-Wing Fighter Ace
Penny Simeone Skoda, the Jedi Godmother
Paul Breden Nebula, a severely Ugly Sister
Mike Brown Andromeda, likewise, only worse
Neil Grew Ham Solo, an all-round space hunk
Bruce Montgomery Shagpile the Wookiee
Chris Argles Knobbi-Wan Oggi-Oggi-Oggi
Heidi Bush Major Domo
Tim Young Admiral Gloob, Rebel Alliance Supreme Commander
Elaine Marsh Alien Life Form
Rosie Martin Alien Life Form
Martin Smith Alien Life Form
Sean Young Alien Life Form
Tim Young Grabba the Huss, Intergalactic Crime Lord
Jonathan Wales Be-Bop A Doo-Wop, the Bounty Hunter
Kristina Hilton Ewok
Lucy-Ann Martin Ewok
Philippa-Jane Martin Ewok
Jane Simeone Ewok
Mark Young Ewok
Mark Taylor Band - Piano / Keyboards
Simeon Dawes Band - Guitar
Richie Honeyman Band - Guitar
Phil Gunstone Band - Bass Guitar
Kevin Gibbons Band - Drums

Behind the Scenes

Richard Lloyd Director
Tatiana Allison Assistant Director
Mark Taylor Musical Director
Mark Hobbs Technical Director
Simon Poole Stage Manager
Rob Ickinger Stage Crew
John Mills Stage Crew
Jeremy Simms Lighting
Peter Gregory Sound Effects
Maria New Sound Operation
Sheila Crouch Wardrobe
Linda Hobbs Wardrobe
Elaine Marsh Wardrobe
Rosie Martin Wardrobe
Penny Simeone Wardrobe
Sheila Bird Grabba the Huss
Mike Brown Body Armour and Weapons
Tim Young Box Office
Julia Young Box Office
Sheila Bird Front of House
Suzi Brown Front of House
Richard Daniels Front of House
Alex Martin Front of House
Julie Montgomery Front of House
Jeremy Ronald Front of House

The Reviews

Traditional it ain’t, but this will surely be a contender for the most original amateur panto of the season. Written and directed by Richard Lloyd, it blasts Cinderella off into the space age with all the thrills of Star Wars and the kitsch of Doctor Who. The costumes are stunning, though some of the head-dresses make the words beneath sound rather muffled and cavernous. The music, led in the liveliest fashion by Mark Taylor and three co-musicians, is appropriate to the enterprise, and sung with great commitment.

In the immensity of deep space, one thoroughly traditional element does remain, in the raddled, extravagantly costumed persons of Paul Breden and Mike Brown. May I be made to walk the space plank if these are not the best amateur Ugly Sisters I have seen in many a season; raucous, rowdy and packing a knockout punch.

Richard Lloyd’s book is clever and ingenious, grafting on to the plot a tale of Jedi knights in mortal conflict. Notwithstanding the comic names, his darkly mysterious Bath Spider and Chris Argles’ wisely benevolent Knobbi-Wan Oggi-Oggi-Oggi take on a significance way beyond what is normally seen in panto. I found the treatment of Buttons, a droid known as Q-4AP, the weakest part of the plot, though this is not to criticise Andy Robinson’s interpretation, which is endearing in a robotic way. Lisa Lloyd is a great principal boy, a galactic fighter ace called Luke Stargazy-Pie and an ideal counter-weight to Vicky Gunstone’s pliant but not wishy-washy Cinderella.

Highlights of the action include a splendidly staged death for Grabba the Huss, the master-criminal, played with relish by Tim Young in the costume of a revolting green dragon-monster.

Tatiana Allison is terrific as the villain’s moll, and the whole cast rise to the occasion to give this panto a unique flavour

Reviewed by Donald Madgwick for The Croydon Advertiser

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