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Dark Deeds at St. Mildred’s
by Richard Lloyd

Gallery Review

 

Cast Details:

Millicent Mitten

Mike Brown

Mr Kilfedder

Michael Alexander

Terence Mitten

Paul M Ford

Reginald Brownose

Bruce Montgomery

Miss Peabody

Dawn Lock

Algy Cartmore-Dung

Luke Argles

Miss Leyton

Penny Payne

Miss Butcher

Rosie Martin

Miss Potts

Lisa Lloyd

Mademoiselle Froufrou

Tania Gauci

Matron

Sheila Bird

Mr Sponge

Chris Argles

Police Superintendent Tenby

Steve North

Police Sergeant Bunty Fairwarp

Fiona Harrison

Charlie Chance

Peter Bird

The Right Hon. Sir Horace Bantham MP

Tim Young

Lavinia Twice-Nightly

Lucy-Ann Martin

Celeste Futura

Kimberley Argles

Arabella

Alex Inglis

Lolita

Dawn Lock

Maisie

Katie O’Leary

Tilly

Becka Blanchard

Marigold

Robyn Doran

Abigail

Hannah Montgomery

Lizzie

Eloise Brown

Azalea

Grace Smith

Posy

Rebekah Driver

Technical Crew Details:

Director

Richard Lloyd

Choreography

Tania Gauci

Set construction

Mike Brown

Set construction

Steve Harris

Set construction

Andy Hall

Props

Fiona Harrison

Props

Dawn Lock

Wardrobe

Sheila Bird

Wardrobe

Gill Doran

Wardrobe

Michelle Tomas

Stage crew

Steve Harris

Stage crew

Keith Lewis

Stage crew

Matt Wilmshurst

Sound recording

Simeon Dawes

Stage sound and effects

Julie Montgomery

Stage sound and effects

Lynda Hall

Stage lighting

Andy Hall

Stage lighting

Steve North

Box Office

Tim Young

Box Office

Julia Young

Band Details:

Piano

Jonathan North

Piano (Thursday)

Mark Taylor

Percussion

Jeannie Lewis

Reviewed by Theo Spring for The Croydon Advertiser

The short gymslips and laddered stockings are familiar but the tale is new – written by Richard Lloyd who also directed the show it deals with kidnapping, undercover police work, the Ministry of Education and general skullduggery.

Under the seemingly benign laissez-faire headmistress, played in the best Alistair Sim mould by Mike Brown, the girls run riot. When the fourth form are caught hauling a trussed up victim, she gives the reminder “remember, no permanent marks”.

In the staff room, things are no better than they should be – Matron (engagingly played by Sheila Bird) is permanently drunk, Miss Leyton, the English teacher’s English leaves much to be desired with Penny Payne sustaining a coarse cockney accent, Miss Butcher (Rosie Martin) teaches sport, Art Mistress Miss Potts (Lisa Lloyd) smokes pot and Tania Gauci is the immigrant who may be able to teach French.

There are men in suits from Whitehall, although Algy Cartmore-Dung certainly loosens up eventually – Luke Argles metamorphosing nicely, whilst Bruce Montgomery’s Mr Brownose is staid throughout. The accents are different but the upper and lower class wide boys are both intent on duplicity with Paul Ford as Terence Mitten and Peter Bird as the cheeky Charlie Chance.

The plotting of dark deeds is led by head girl Celeste (Kimberley Argles) with Alex Inglis as Arabella thwarting plans as a double agent fourth former. Lucy-Ann Martin is Lavinia, the girl in the firing line and here is more duplicity at work.

All the girls, whether fourth or sixth formers, enter into life at St Mildreds with zest and their good voices offer new words set to many well known tunes – I particularly enjoyed the Three Little Maids From School.

More complications ensue when the police infiltrate the staff room – Fiona Harrison is the intrepid Sergeant Bunty who is mown down on the hockey field.

The panelled walls of the school building created an effective set and the frequent scene changes were well accomplished by an efficient backstage crew. Pianist Jonathan North tinkled the ivories for the songs assisted by Jeannie Lewis on percussion.

The large cast of twenty six share the satisfaction of a mystery comedy well delivered.

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