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The Christmas Curse Of Fu Manchu
by Mark Taylor

Reviewed by Peter Steptoe for The Croydon Advertiser

Ah, lovely Lavinia

What would Arthur Sarsfield Ward have thought of this pantomime, written and directed by Mark Taylor, with the assistance of Tina Poole? He was better known as the crime writer Sax Rohmer, who created the sinister Chinese character Fu Manchu.

I was puzzled at the beginning because the characters of Bunty and Charles seemed to bear little relation to the subsequent plot, which was the abolition of Father Christmasses by the wily Oriental gentleman himself, played effectively by the lowered eyelids of Mike Brown.

This company was extremely good at set piece jokes, such as the lie detector that the police and assorted villains demonstrated to great effect; the action with a broom that had uses other than sweeping floors; the revolving throne; and a succession of decapitating swords of ever-increasing lengths.

Paul Breden was Lavinia, a dame of bustumentous proportions whom I grew to love, despite the one note high-pitched harangues.

Her star sign was viagra, and her companion was Sheridan Wildelover (Richard Lloyd), an actor laddie from the old touring company days, with the rolling cadences of the declamatory school of acting. The mish-mash of Shakespearean misquotations was a joy to hear.

Martin Smith was Mr Ball (“how very singular”) who was manager of the Savoy Grill, while Hung Lo (Penny Simeone), Long Pong (Matthew Marsh), Gong Bong (Jonathan Wales) and Mei Dingaling (Lisa Lloyd) are a sufficient indication of roughly what took place with the villains.

The incompetent constabulary of PC Manly (Daniel Ireson), WPC Shapely (Tanya Allison), Inspector Burke (Tim Young) – probably christened Wright – and Sergeant Duffem (Chris Argles) are descriptively allegorical.

I liked Claire Andreadis and Kimberley Argles as the Kung Fu Dancers who performed to the throbbing music of Mark Taylor on the keyboards. Is there no end to his talents?

I can only express my gratitude when Fu Manchu dispatching his henchmen to behead any member of the audience said; “Save that of the theatre critic.”

Cast Details:

Bunty; Babes of Fu Manchu

Tina Poole

Charles; Fu Manchu

Mike Brown

Lavinia Smythe-Bottonne

Paul Breden

Cheeky Boy

Phil Sorensen

Hung Lo

Penny Simeone

Long Pong

Matthew Marsh

Mei Dingaling

Lisa Lloyd

Ho Chop

Rosie Martin

Gong Bong

Jonathan Wales

PC Manly

Daniel Ireson

WPC Busty Shapely

Tanya Allison

Inspector Burke

Tim Young

Sergeant Duffem

Chris Argles

PC Lofty

Mark Young

Sheridan Wildelover

Richard Lloyd

Lady Elizabeth Bandy-Loftextension

Heidi Bush

Naughty Kiddies

Lucy-Ann Martin

Naughty Kiddies

Jane Simeone

Mr Balls

Sean Young

Santa Clauses

Della Mills

Santa Clauses

Martin Smith

Kung Fu Dancers; Babes of Fumanchu

Claire Andreadis

Kung Fu Dancers; Babes of Fumanchu

Kimberley Argles

Technical Crew Details:

Written and Directed by

Mark Taylor

Assistant Director

Tina Poole

Stage Manager

Kevin Boot

Stage Crew

Richard Daniels

Stage Crew

Rob Ickenger

Stage Crew

Chris Davies

Stage Crew

Scott Barnes

Lighting

Maria New

Sound

Simon Poole

Wardrobe

Penny Simeone

Wardrobe

Rosie Martin

Wardrobe

Sheila Bird

Mr Fu Manchu’s Costume

His Mum

Box Office

Tim Young

Box Office

Julia Young

Photography

Mark Hobbs

Front of House and Refreshments

Sheila Bird

Front of House and Refreshments

Suzi Brown

Front of House and Refreshments

Claire Davies

Front of House and Refreshments

Alex Martin

Front of House and Refreshments

Terry Sorensen

Front of House and Refreshments

Linda Stubbings

Band Details:

Keyboards

Mark Taylor

Drums

Kevin Gibbons

Guitar

Simeon Dawes

Bass

Phil Gunstone

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