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The Dracula Spectacula
by John Gardiner

Reviewed by Chris Bowers for The Croydon Advertiser

The myriad of village halls which play host to the rich seam of amateur dramatics that is such an essential part of British culture only occasionally throw up an imaginative workshop production like this. But how rewarding it is when it happens.

Theatre Workshop Coulsdon’s revival of this musical thriller they first staged in 1977 is built around a send-up of the Dracula story laced with freely adapted pop songs of the past 30 years.

In truth it’s a bit hit and miss, but when it hits it really strikes the target. The highlight was Transylvanian Rhapsody, loosely taken from Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody (“any way the blood flows doesn’t really matter to me”), which was superb in singing, staging and special effects. It should be kept up by the group as a party piece long after the show has finished.

The cast of 27 showed lots of imagination, especially the youngsters playing the Karloffia Glublick addicts.

Paul M Ford (Dracula) and Richard Lloyd (Nick Necrophiliac) were the two principals who gave the production shape when it tended to miss rather than hit. And the show could not have had its magic without Mark Taylor and his musicians.

Chris Argles, a veteran of the original Coulsdon show 17 years ago, directs some wonderful moments (with some great effects from Andy Kerner), though at times the show is just a little too clever for itself.

The pacing is very rough and ready, especially in the first half, and some very witty touches get a little lost.

But anyone who can make it to one of the three remaining performances should do so.

It’s just great fun, and any group that can put in the programme “We would like to apologies to Meatloaf, Abba, Queen, Manhatten Transfer, Tom Jones and The Carpenters but we flatly refuse to apologise to The Wombles, in fact we think they should apologise to us,” deserves the benefit of the doubt.

Cast Details:

Father O’Stake, a good Irish priest

Mike Brown

Miss Nadia Na

Tina Bretman

Julie

Sinead Russell

Kelly

Heidi Bush

Wayne

John Bird

Transylvanian Airways pilot

John Haithwaite

Master Landau, a coachman

Andrew Robinson

Herr Hans, a Transylvanian Innkeeper

Tim Young

Frau Gretel, wife to Hans

Katie Dobson

Dr. Nicholas Necrophiliac, an English scientist

Richard Lloyd

Count Dracula, Prince of Darkness

Paul Ford

Countess Wraith, mother of Dracula

Tatiana Allison

Genghis, his crook-backed retainer

Bruce Montgomery

Clod

Simon Crouch

Looby

Jonathan Wales

Scrub

Penny Simeone

Scratch

Elaine Marsh

Riff

Cathie Bull

Raff

Jess Woodfall

Bogie

Daniel Ireson

Boots

Sean Young

Dregs

Paul Breden

Booze

John Haithwaite

The Brides of Dracula / Singers:

Claire Andreadis

The Brides of Dracula / Singers:

Kimberley Argles

The Brides of Dracula / Singers:

Rebecca Ford

The Brides of Dracula / Singers:

Lisa Lloyd

Technical Crew Details:

Director

Chris Argles

Assistant Director

James Crouch

Musical Director

Mark Taylor

Sound Effects

Peter Gregory

Technical Co-ordinator

Mark Hobbs

Stage crew

Philip Gunstone

Stage crew

Simon Poole

Stage Lighting

Jeremy Simms

Special Effects

Andy Kerner

Box Office

Tim Young

Box Office

Julia Young

Front of House and Refreshments

Lesley Argles

Front of House and Refreshments

Sheila Bird

Front of House and Refreshments

Suzi Brown

Front of House and Refreshments

Derek Crouch

Front of House and Refreshments

Sheila Crouch

Front of House and Refreshments

Rob Ickinger

Front of House and Refreshments

Julie Montgomery

Front of House and Refreshments

Jeremy Ronald

Band Details:

Piano

Reg Arthur

Saxophone; Flute; Continuity

Ric White

Bass Guitar; Double Bass

Jonathan Summers

Electric Guitar

Bob Stenbridge

Drums; Percussion

Mark Medcalf

Band Singers

Hazel Moar

Band Singers

Chrissy

Band Singers

Sally Jones

Band Singers

Jude Walker

Band Singers

Korstian Poldervaat

Piano, Keyboards

Mark Taylor

Keyboards

Peter Bird

Guitars

Simeon Dawes

Bass Guitar

Jo Constable

Drums, Percussion

Kevin Gibbons

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