The Fairytale of New York

Richard Lloyd

Performed at Coulsdon Community Centre
Seven performances from December 8–16, 2012 📅

About the Production

Melodrama, magic and mystery set in the riotous world of 1930’s Vaudeville.

A festive treat with a difference. A dash of ‘Annie’, a twist of ‘Cabaret’, and great big helpings of melodrama, mystery and rip-snorting comedy. Plus some of the greatest songs from the shows you could ever wish for. A great family entertainment for all ages.Macey Maguire has a dream – she’s going to make it big on Broadway. Arriving penniless in New York, Macey gets a break at Delancey’s, the city’s last Vaudeville theater. Soon she’s rubbing shoulders with the troupe of variety artists who ply their trade in the old music hall. But the public’s appetite for burlesque is on the wane, the theater’s finances are on the rocks, and the entertainers are squabbling like rats in a sack. Organised crime wants the real estate the theater’s built on, and worse still, members of the company keep disappearing into thin air… And nobody – not the theater management nor the New York Police Department – can figure out where they go. But they’ve all reckoned without Macey Maguire…

The Cast

Indianna Scorziello Macey Maguire, would-be star and ingenue
Anya Destiney Micky Pavlova, street kid
Rebecca Blanchard Lola Tzcherksk, street kid
Noah Payne Jimmy Doo-Dads, street kid and rat impersonator
Tanya Alizai Gypsy Rose Lee, songbird and fortune teller
Chris Argles Hiram T Bagel, owner/manager of Delancey's Theater
Tim Young Talleyrand, stage manager
Hannah Montgomery Janey Ditsum, runner
Kimberley Argles Trixie, a Vermont Cavegirl
Lisa Lloyd Mixie, a Vermont Cavegirl
Lucy-Ann Martin Roxie, a Vermont Cavegirl
Sean Young Frankie LeGrand, bit-part actor and dinosaur
Paul Ford Theodore Drake-Henchard, tragedian
Pete Bird 'Weird' Willy Spondecker, the three-legged boy
Rachel Handler Rosa Crouch, the bearded lady
Bruce Montgomery Pierluigi Spinetti, local mobster
Dawn Lock Zelda Bortolami, Spinetti's murderous moll
Mike Brown Detective O'Malley, NYPD
Sean Young Officer Banahan, NYPD
Steve Jacobs 'Crazy' Eddie Kuffs, escapologist
Joe Wilson The Great Marengo, magician and illusionist
Penny Payne 'Six-Gun' Annie McGraw, sharp-shooting Wild-West act
Mark Taylor Piano
Simeon Dawes Bass Guitar / Mandolin
Jeannie Lewis Guitar / Banjo / Strange Noises
Keith Lewis Guitar
Elanor Wexler Viola
Ryan Newby Drums

Behind the Scenes

Richard Lloyd Director
Mark Taylor Musical Director
Tanya Alizai Vocal Director
Emma Griffin Choreography and Movement
Rebecca Blanchard Additional Choreography
Steve Harris Stage Crew
Andy Hall Stage Crew
Guy Harries-Rees Stage Crew
Trevor Wilson Stage Crew
Catherine Vines Prompt
Steve North Lighting Design and Operation
Kath Dawes Sound Set-Up and Operation
Simeon Dawes Sound Set-Up
Mike Brown Set Design and Construction
Andy Hall Set Construction
Steve Harris Set Construction
Chris Argles Set Construction and Decoration Assistance
Anya Destiney Set Construction and Decoration Assistance
Paul Ford Set Construction and Decoration Assistance
Penny Payne Set Construction and Decoration Assistance
Trevor Wilson Set Construction and Decoration Assistance
Steve Harris Property - NY Fire Hydrant
Keith Lewis Property - Marengo's Magic Mechanism of Doom
Mike Brown Property - Hiram T Bagel's Swordcane
Sheila Bird Costume Sourcing and Creation
Kath Dawes Costume Sourcing and Creation
Lynda Hall Costume Sourcing and Creation
Dawn Lock Costume Sourcing and Creation
Michelle Tomas Costume Sourcing and Creation
Paul Ford Properties and Ephemera
Sean Young Poster Photography and Design
Paul Ford Publicity and Promotion
Lynda Hall Photography
Tim Young Box Office
Julia Young Box Office
Sheila Bird Front of House
Eloise Brown Front of House
Emily Brown Front of House
Suzi Brown Front of House
Heidi Bush Front of House
Lynda Hall Front of House
Maureen Hammick Front of House
Alex Martin Front of House
Rosie Martin Front of House
Julie Montgomery Front of House
Janine North Front of House
Grace Smith Front of House
Michelle Tomas Front of House
Catherine Vines Front of House

The Reviews

Ambition Matched By Performance

Theatre Workshop Coulsdon is always ambitious in what it attempts. On the face of it, a backstage musical depicting the 30’s replete with hit songs from that era does not suggest originality, but what was excellent was their standard of performance. The orchestra under their director Mark Taylor was unobtrusive but compelling musically and the singing commendable. Under the vocal direction of Tanya Alizai we had amongst some great songs a memorable ‘All That Jazz’. Choreography and movement was by Emma Griffin and the latter is extremely important where actors are not trained dancers.

Richard Lloyd, the author and director, will not mind me saying that the plot was perhaps a little fanciful and impossible, but despite this kept me wondering and interested. The setting was the last Vaudeville theatre in Lower Manhattan, where the cast kept disappearing without trace. Macey Maguire (Indianna Scorziello) arrives penniless but becomes a sort of star detective in solving the mystery with a good voice and an excellent pair of legs. Hiram T Bagel was played by non-singing Chris Argles with dignity as the theatre proprietor and his dapper stage manager Talleyrand (Tim Young) had the gift of a throwaway line. Among memorable Vaudeville performers were Gypsy Rose Lee (Tanya Alizai), great voice, and Trixie (Kimberley Argles), Mixie (Lisa Lloyd) and Roxie (Lucy-Ann Martin) who seemed like refugees from Cinderella’s Ugly Sisters, except that they were good looking.

My only criticism is perhaps fewer in cast to give room for more character development; otherwise brilliant.

Peter Steptoe for The Croydon Advertiser

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