Return To The Forbidden Planet

Bob Carlton

Performed at Coulsdon Youth and Social Centre
Eight performances from April 5–13, 2003 📅

About the Production

Since its debut in an inflatable tent on Blackheath back in May 1983, this strange, hybrid ‘juke-box’ musical, ‘Return to the Forbidden Planet’, has acquired something of a cult following, similar in some ways to its far raunchier predecessor ‘The Rocky Horror Show’. The Bubble Theatre Company used a cast of ten who acted, sang and played all the instruments. For a number of reasons, TWC have decided to spread the workload a bit further.

Writer and director Bob Carlton took as his inspiration the 1956 science fiction movie ‘Forbidden Planet’ (Starring Leslie Neilsen as John J Adams, commander of the United Planets starship ‘C-57D’), itself drawn on loosely on William Shakespeare’s ‘The Tempest’. He’s then plundered several of the Bard’s works for dialogue, and then added a score composed of numerous songs from the 1950s and 1960s, such as ‘Wipe Out’, ‘Great Balls of Fire’, ‘Shakin’ All Over’, ‘Good Vibrations’, ‘Oh, Pretty Woman’ and ‘Born to be Wild’. It probably shouldn’t work. The story only just about makes sense. But is it fun? Heck, yeah!

So join Captain Tempest, commander of the starship ‘Albatross’, and his crew, on a routine scientific survey flight across the stars that becomes anything but routine. A meteor shower drives the ship down toward the planet D’Illyria, where they encounter the enigmatic Doctor Prospero and his daughter Miranda, along with Ariel the robot. They have been marooned on the planet for years, having been sent into space by Prospero’s scheming wife Gloria, but now they are rescued, and everything will be fine. Won’t it?

Warning. As passengers on the ‘Albatross’, you will be required, when the order is given, to undertake the Reverse Polarity manoeuvre to ensure the ongoing safety of the ship.

Step 1 Put both your hands in the air

Step 2 Place your hands on the top of your head

Step 3 Press, using a downward motion, several times

Step 4 On the command ‘Polarity Reverse!’, equalise the external equilibrium by quickly raising both hands and arms and exhaling thus – ‘Phewwwww!!’

The Cast

Neil Grew Captain Tempest
Richard Lloyd Doctor Prospero
Tanya Allison Science Officer / Gloria
Chris Blakeney Cookie
Rosie Martin Navigation Officer
Chris Argles Bosun
Lisa Lloyd Ariel the robot
Kimberley Argles Miranda, Prospero's daughter
Emma Rose Stellar
Lucy-Ann Martin Britt-Anya
Tim Young Newscaster
Mark Taylor Band - Keyboards
Pete Bird Band - Bass Guitar
Simeon Dawes Band - Rhythm Guitar
Richie Honeyman Band - Lead Guitar
John East Band - Tenor Saxophone
Mike Burke Band - Percussion
John Bird The Planettes - Vocals
Heidi Bush The Planettes - Vocals
Nicky Greene The Planettes - Vocals
Matthew Marsh The Planettes - Vocals
Nancy-Jane Maun The Planettes - Vocals
Steve North The Planettes - Vocals
Penny Payne The Planettes - Vocals

Behind the Scenes

Steve North Director
Mark Taylor Musical Director
Emma Rose Choreography
Tanya Allison Vocal Arrangements
Heidi Bush Vocal Arrangements
Kevin Boot Stage Manager
David Cawley Stage Crew
Martin Coburn Stage Crew
Gareth Williscroft Stage Crew
Maria New Lighting Design
Jonathan Wales Lighting Operation
Gill Doran Lighting Operation
Mark Young Follow Spot Operator
Luke Argles Video
Kath Dawes Sound
Peter Gregory Sound
Michelle Tomas Sound
Kevin Boot Set Construction
Martin Coburn Set Construction
Steve North Set Construction
Kath Dawes Paintshop
Richard Lloyd Paintshop
Mike Brown Special Properties inc. Shuttlecraft
Jenny Maxted Historical Costumes Space-age Shakespearean Doublets
Sheila Bird Wardrobe
Vanessa Buck Wardrobe
Heidi Bush Wardrobe
Penny Payne Wardrobe
Dan Howard Production Artwork
Tim Young Box Office
Julia Young Box Office
Helen Andreadis Front of House
Sheila Bird Front of House
Mike Brown Front of House
Vanessa Buck Front of House
Hannah Honeyman Front of House
Alex Martin Front of House
Jane Simeone Front of House
Penny Simeone Front of House
Terri Sorenson Front of House
Chris Strachan Front of House

The Reviews

This cult rock musical may not be everybody’s toast and marmalade with its two-dimensional characters but the Theatre Workshop Coulsdon make it a night out to remember. It is loosely based on Shakespeare’s The Tempest with dialogue lifted from all his plays; it is set in Startrek land and the back stage crew have a ball, with a great set, sparky costumes, effective lighting and spooky sound.

Richard Lloyd as Prospero aids our enjoyment by playing it seriously. Here is an actor whose eyes actually flash. Miranda (Kimberley Argles) is his daughter who plays the young crumpet and Marilyn Munroe look-a-like perfectly. The roller-skating robot Ariel (Lisa Lloyd) did not disappoint, while Stellar (Emma Rose) and Britt-Anya (Lucy-Ann Martin) were the sort of flight attendants we all know and love; but ours can also sing; in fact the whole cast are good at the vocals.

Cookie (Chris Blakeney) was the Buttons-type character who enlisted sympathy and Tanya Allison was suitably sinister as the science officer.

Captain Tempest (Neil Grew) had the difficult part of the pipe-smoking commander and lover of Miranda. I’m not sure the pipe helped but he manfully did his best.

The Planettes were an unobtrusive but effective backing group.

Peter Steptoe for The Croydon Advertiser

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