The Thwarting of Baron Bolligrew

Robert Bolt

Performed at Coulsdon Youth and Social Centre
Four performances from April 4–6, 1986 📅

About the Production

Written by Robert Bolt in 1966, this children’s play might sit a little awkwardly alongside his other, Oscar and BAFTA-winning, works, such as the screenplay for ‘Lawrence of Arabia’, ‘Doctor Zhivago’ and ‘A Man For All Seasons’. Regardless, it’s a well-written, engaging piece with a cracking storyline, as you would hope given its creator.

For many years the Duke and his loyal knights have been fighting dragons, rescuing damsels in distress, and trying to make their dukedom safe for its people. Now they’ve finally succeeded, the last dragons in the realm have been killed, and the Duke and most of his knights are happy to sit back and enjoy the peace they’ve made. However, their charter requires that this decision to rest on their laurels must be unanimous and one of their number, Sir Oblong Fitz Oblong, believes it’s their duty to continue their good work in the desolate and inhospitable wastelands of the North.

Sir Percival Smoothly-Smoothe has a way round the quandary. Ship Oblong off to a nearby island as a knight errant, tasked with defeating the island’s dragon and the equally nasty Jasper, the 15th Baron Bolligrew. Then, when he’s gone, have the vote and get the unanimous result they need to down tools and chill out.

After some persuasion, Sir Oblong leaves on his mission, and finds that taking on the Baron, his unintelligent but absurdly strong henchman Squire Blackheart, the malevolent wizard Doctor Moloch, and the gravel-voiced Black Dragon may be too much for just one man. He’s going to need help. Luckily, there just might be what he needs close at hand, however unlikely they may be…

The Cast

Lesley Argles The Storyteller
Richard Lloyd The Duke
Simeon Dawes Sir Digby Vayne-Trumpington
Lee Wilkinson Sir Graceless Strongbody
Paul M Ford Sir Percival Smoothly-Smoothe
Tim Warner Sir Oblong Fitz Oblong
Andy Guilbert Juniper
Mark Hobbs Dashwood, First Knight
Martin Cole Captain Asquith
Tim Young Jasper, 15th Baron Bolligrew
Peter Gregory Squire Blackheart
Chris Argles Lord Mayor
Claudia Dean Obidiah Bobblenob
Maureen White Michael Magpie
Mark Taylor Doctor Moloch
Christine Cooper Mazeppa Magpie
Helen Charman A Secretary
Chris Hopkirk A Corporal
Dawn Hopkirk A Cook
Helen Charman A Drummer
Andrea Irving A Cymbalist
Simeon Dawes Man at Arms
Lee Wilkinson Man at Arms
Helen Charman Peasant
Martin Cole Peasant
Andy Guilbert Peasant
Mark Hobbs Peasant
Chris Hopkirk Peasant
Dawn Hopkirk Peasant
Andrea Irving Peasant
Richard Lloyd The Dragon - Voice Only

Behind the Scenes

Vicki Carrington Director
Mark Hobbs Stage Manager
John Wooden Lighting Design
Peter Greining Lighting and Sound
Wendy Cole Costume
Maureen White Costume
Paul Ford Poster Design
Roger King Printing
Jean Cole Refreshments
Carol Francis Refreshments

The Reviews

Fairy tale fun of a Baron night

Members of Theatre Workshop Coulsdon indulged in a bit of unashamed escapism at the weekend. They took their audiences to the fairy tale world of knights and dragons when they staged Robert Bolt’s “The Thwarting of Baron Bolligrew” for four performances at Coulsdon Youth and Social Centre.

On its first night, Vicki Carrington’s production wanted more briskness and brashness to stop the storyline getting bogged down. All the players needed to relax into their parts to give the tale its momentum and exploit its full fun potential.

Tim Young was a confident villain as the gun-toting, cigar-smoking Bolligrew, but was a prime example of a performer who could have afforded to take his character right over the top. Peter Gregory was good value as his gormless side-kick Squire Blackheart, with touches of Bernard Bresslaw, while Mark Taylor had worked hardest at his characterisation of the professional magician Dr Moloch.

Richard Lloyd was straight out of the top drawer as the Duke, being allowed to win musical bumps to alleviate his boredom and Simeon Dawes, Lee Wilkinson, Mark Hobbs and Paul Ford looked dashing as his knights in their fine costumes.The latter, in particular, lived up to his name – Sir Percival Smoothly-Smoothe.

The “faithful chainmail knitters” mentioned in the programme had certainly worked hard to ensure that these gents were sartorially turned out!

Tim Warner appeared a very pillar of morality as the heroic Sir Oblong Fitz Oblong, whose idea of doing something naughty while under Moloch’s spell was to get drunk on wine gums. Lesley Argles linked the scenes clearly and charmingly as the storyteller. But my favourite characters were Michael and Mazeppa, two cheeky magpies in excellent costumes and brought chirpily to life by Maureen White and Christine Cooper.

Friday’s small, reserved, audience did little to help the players along. What they needed was a full house of enthusiastic youngsters, which I hope they got for subsequent shows.

Diana Eccleston for The Croydon Advertiser

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