A B-movie musical horrorfest. Mad scientists, zombies, and nymphomanic werewolves
“But if we fail, we will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister by the lights of perverted science.”
Sir Winston Churchill, 18th June 1940
Wilkommen zu der Schloss Schlockhöfen… an eerie, isolated fortress, perched on a precipitous crag rising from the trackless Bavarian forest. The retreat and laboratory of the mysterious, reclusive Doktor Hieronymus Schlock, sometime scientific genius of the long fallen Reich…
That’s the setting for this B-movie musical schlock horrorfest – a hearty soup of pulp-horror goodness. A tongue-in-cheek melange of mad scientists, zombies, nymphomanic werewolves and gung-ho lost patrols. All spiced up with a risqué dash of sub-S&M gender-bending!
Barney Bridgework and Diane Dentine of CDBDBN Broadcast News are filming an investigation into mysterious disappearances around Schlockhöfen. But having lost the keys to their jeep, they are forced to knock at the castle door…
Can they survive the night within its forbidding walls with only Herr Doktor and his weird household for company? The denizens of Der Schloss include Beauty, a handmade nymphomaniac S&M junkie; Beast, who makes Frankenstein’s Monster look a complete pussy; Otto Plügbutt, Herr Doktor’s devoted batman, and his terrifying yet drop-dead gorgeous She-Wolves – an all singing, all dancing troupe of PVC-clad lycanthropes – the ultimate security detail to die for…
And dropping (quite literally) into this freakshow, a gung-ho squad of U.S. Airborne rangers, attempting to snatch Herr Doktor for a top-secret CIA programme…
The scene is set for a rip-roaring, rock n’ rolling evening of gothic devilment and pure pulp horror wickedness. So sit back, relax, and place yourselves in the horribly capable hands of Herr Doktor and his lethal, latex-clad lady friends…
Diane Dentine
Tanya Allison
Barney Bridgework
Bruce Montgomery
Mitchell Maven
Peter Bird
Plugbutt, Herr Doktor
Paul M Ford
Frau Schweingest
Michelle Brun
Greta
Heidi Bush
Beauty, a monster
Kimberley Argles
Beast, a failed konstrukt
Richard Lloyd
Doktor Hieronymous Schlock
Mike Brown
Katja Kok, She-Wolf Kommandant
Lisa Lloyd
Frigga
Hayley Letori
Brunhilda
Emma Griffin
Mist
Philippa Martin
Sturm
Tania Gauci
Red O’Rourke, All American hero
Neil Grew
Sergeant Kozlowski
Steve North
Stromboli
Luke Argles
Kenally
John Bird
Hooper
Steve Jacobs
The Body Shop, fledgling konstrukts and neophyte she-wolves
Hannah Montgomery
The Body Shop, fledgling konstrukts and neophyte she-wolves
Robyn Doran
The Body Shop, fledgling konstrukts and neophyte she-wolves
Sophie Fisher
The Body Shop, fledgling konstrukts and neophyte she-wolves
Dawn Lock
The Parts Department, botched experiments awaiting recycling
Rosie Martin
The Parts Department, botched experiments awaiting recycling
Lindsey Riches
The Parts Department, botched experiments awaiting recycling
Chris Argles
The Parts Department, botched experiments awaiting recycling
Tim Young
Technical Crew Details:
Director
Richard Lloyd
Music
Mark Taylor
Vocal Direction
Tanya Allison
Choreography
Kimberley Argles
Choreography
Emma Griffin
Set Construction
Mike Brown
Set Construction
Kevin Boot
Set Construction
Steve Harris
Props Supremo
Mike Brown
Painting Supremo
Kathy Dawes
Costume Supremo
Gill Doran
PVC Supremo
Emma Griffin
Stage Crew
Kevin Boot
Stage Crew
Steve Harris
Stage Crew
Penny Payne
Sound and Recording
Simeon Dawes
Sound and Recording
Kathy Dawes
Stage Lighting Design
Steve North
Stage Lighting design
Conor Vennard
Stage Lighting Design
Andy Hall
Stage Lighting Operation
Gill Doran
Box Office
Tim Young
Box Office
Julia Young
Finances
Fiona Harrison
Band Details:
Piano/Keyboards
Mark Taylor
Guitars
Keith Lewis
Guitars
Jeannie Lewis
Bass
Simeon Dawes
